Fuck This Guy!

Eric, oh Eric....where for art thou Eric?

Hopefully as far away from me as humanly possible! What a JERK! This guy here:

 

messaged me thusly:

EZERIC22 3/11/2014 12:06:02 PM Hi how are you? ___________________________________________________________      And I skimmed through his profile and pictures and decided not to respond because he just wasn't my type mentally, physically, or in any other way listed in his profile. (Also at this point in time I had about 10-15 other REALLY great guys who had been messaging me so I didn't want to take on someone who barely interested me.)  Just so you have ALL of the facts....THIS is his profile: ______________________________________________________________

EZERIC22: looking to catch a keeper

About

Non-smoker with Average body type

City

Ask, Illinois

Details

33 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-Religious

Ethnicity

Caucasian Virgo with Brown hair

Intent

EZERIC22 is looking for a relationship.

Education

High School

Personality

Adventurer

Profession

machine operator

I am Seeking a	Woman		For	Dating
Needs Test	Not Completed		Chemistry	View his chemistry results
Do you drink?	Socially		Do you want children?	Undecided
Marital Status	Single		Do you do drugs?	No
Pets	Dog		Eye Color	Brown
Do you have a car?	Yes		Do you have children?	Yes
Longest Relationship	Over 8 years

About Me

I like to watch football Minnesota Vikings is my favorite team I enjoy watching NASCARlike to go bowling putt putt golf the casino fishing camping car races motorcycle races movies just pretty much anythingI don't live with my parents I have my own carand a driver's license. Lol

First Date

as far as first day goes nice dinner would be good but we can discuss that over conversation on here

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Now, let me point out that I am an English minor. This means a few things: I'm pretty good in regards to English, I can recognize the difference between typoes and grammaticle mistakes (<----see what I did there?) vs. people not even trying, and I have my own "set of rules" when writing (similar to Shakespeare and J.D. Salinger). So after the review of his pictures and profile, he's just not my type. I don't care about comma splicing, the occasional mispelled word (see what I did there?? I misspelled "mispelled" to show that I accept small errors...), or little things like that. But after the overall look and read of this guy I decide that he's not even worth my time in responding to him. I've come to find that if you respond to someone, no matter how nice you are about it, it never works out well and it just ends up starting a needless fight with a stranger. Then a couple of weeks later I get this message: ________________________________________________________________

EZERIC22 3/24/2014 6:35:49 PM I read your profile. You might just be so full of yourself. With that being said put some clothes on cause your body isn't that nice an your face could use some help also.  ________________________________________________________________ What the fuck Johnny? Why do men do this? Because I didn't respond to your original message I'm now full of myself and not attractive? What's the point of this message other than the fact that he felt bad that I didn't respond to him so in order for him to feel better about himself he must make someone else feel bad about who they are....cause that makes perfect sense.  Because before he messaged me this I was a pretentious bitch, but NOW....now I'm going to turn a new leaf and become more humble and pretty. Thank god Brad Pitt over here told me I was an ugly pretentious bitch (essentially) so I can change all of that for the world.  I get 1/30 messages like this....maybe less actually. It's usually because the men don't measure up to my standards and take it offensively. But with that said, I also don't like SUPER good-looking men; the clean-cut, Abercrombie-looking guys. I always say, "I can't date a guy prettier than me!" However, my last boyfriend looked like Capt. America, so it's not out of the question, but really personality and smarts are what get me! Maybe if this douche can find in himself the balance between push-over and dick he can find a girl. Many people don't understand that girls want NICE and CONFIDENT men, but many mistake those two things for being PUSHOVERS and DICKS.  NOT the same!! Learn the difference.

"My hobbies are alil off..." wtf???

SoDrangonGod messaged me and I was scoping out his profile because, logically, his name was so badass I had to look further into it.....this was one of his pictures:

Which was, of course, scary beyond all reason...so I scrolled past that as quickly as possible and went on to see if there was any sustenance to Mr. God of said Dragons.
About Me (DragonGod)

Im a single father of one hes 11 years old and dose not live with me.I work thirds at a walmart store in my local area and i been singal for about 3 years now im 34 and its time to find tht right someone.my hobbies are alil off so ill leave tht out for now.My goals are to make a life for me and my son and who ever tht someone maybe?? Well I live in the country and like to shoot pool,go camping,long walks,fishing,and ride my motorcycle every chance i get. I like being outdoors and listening to music i listen to all types of it.If you want to know more you just need to ask me.

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Holy Bajeebs! Did that explain a lot! Not to stereotype, but I'm going to do it anyway....what are his hobbies?! Murder? you can't be on a dating site and explicitly say that your hobbies are "alil off" so you're going to "leave tht out for now." Just leave it out period. I prefer to be alive at the end of my dates, so I'm just going to walk away....run away....from Mr. DragonGod as quickly as humanly possible. 

All I can think of is the guy from Dexter who helps with the "barrel girls" and picks up road kill during the day. Fuck all of that! No rape and barreling for me!