Sunday, April 13, 2014

"My hobbies are alil off..." wtf???

SoDrangonGod messaged me and I was scoping out his profile because, logically, his name was so badass I had to look further into it.....this was one of his pictures:


Which was, of course, scary beyond all reason...so I scrolled past that as quickly as possible and went on to see if there was any sustenance to Mr. God of said Dragons.
About Me (DragonGod)
Im a single father of one hes 11 years old and dose not live with me.I work thirds at a walmart store in my local area and i been singal for about 3 years now im 34 and its time to find tht right someone.my hobbies are alil off so ill leave tht out for now.My goals are to make a life for me and my son and who ever tht someone maybe?? Well I live in the country and like to shoot pool,go camping,long walks,fishing,and ride my motorcycle every chance i get. I like being outdoors and listening to music i listen to all types of it.If you want to know more you just need to ask me.
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Holy Bajeebs! Did that explain a lot! Not to stereotype, but I'm going to do it anyway....what are his hobbies?! Murder? you can't be on a dating site and explicitly say that your hobbies are "alil off" so you're going to "leave tht out for now." Just leave it out period. I prefer to be alive at the end of my dates, so I'm just going to walk away....run away....from Mr. DragonGod as quickly as humanly possible. 
All I can think of is the guy from Dexter who helps with the "barrel girls" and picks up road kill during the day. Fuck all of that! No rape and barreling for me!

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